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lieselstarwarsgamesIt’s HAN TIME!!!
And look, the loading screen gives you a mini Falcon you can twirl around!
Also, I forgot to mention last entry that you get the “The garbage will do” achievement for completing the previous level. Anyway, on with the game.
We have Rey and Finn on the Falcon and a trail of ghost studs that will lead us to the next level, but is there anything interesting on the Falcon?
I’m gonna explore Han’s home for a bit – and I love Finn’s grin when he stands idle, it’s like he’s excited to be on this ship.
Well what do you know, I found a pile of junk on which there sits a TEDDY BEAR!
Shoot the pile and there will be a Gold Brick underneath – and now that I have ten Gold Bricks, I’ve unlocked a level titled “Poe to the Rescue,” but I’ll save that for later. For now, I’ll just grin because HAN HAS A TEDDY BEAR!
Also, behind the pile is a pirate hat. You gotta wonder what that’s about.
There’s an area that’s already spewing poison gas. BB-8 can enter it since he doesn’t need to breathe, but he can’t actually do anything yet.
Also, there’s an area where the coolant’s leaking and everything is frozen. Yeah, I don’t think Han would like it there.
If you try to go in there, you actually get FROZEN. Yup, Han DEFINITELY won’t like it there.
And get this, in the cockpit there still sit Han and Chewie’s Rebellion-themed caf cups. Maybe Leia gave those out as souvenirs after they won the war.
Okay, I’ve goofed around enough – time to get to the power converter, which is blocked by poisonous gas. Fortunately, Finn can use his grapple to access a mask, and when he puts it on, you hear vaguely Darth Vader-esque breathing sound effects.
Once Finn turns on a fan to blow the gas away, Rey can turn on the power converter, then it’s off to the cockpit to start the next level.
It seems to be smooth flying for Rey and Finn – Finn’s even relaxing with his feet up – but then UH-OH, a tractor beam locks onto the Falcon! Is it the First Order? No, it’s . . . HAN!!!!!
Well, Han has his conversation with Rey and Finn (and Chewie develops a strong attachment to BB-8, playing with him like a ball . . . wow, that sounded sexual), then Han gets in trouble with the two gangs, then the rathars get loose. Oh, and get this, Han’s hair falls off and he reaches under the closing door to get it Indiana Jones-style, HA!!
And now we’re in the level proper. Take a moment to admire my Han.
You occasionally hear “old man panting” as Han runs around – hey, he’s not as young as he used to be. And get this, he can build this . . . projector thing and ride on it as it projects galaxy images on a wall.
No idea what that’s all about, but it produces a giant amount of studs afterwards, so it’s all good. Anyway, there’s a giant crate blocking our way, so Han needs to use his quadrnoculars to make sure there’s nothing dangerous in it.
And, OMG, after examining the crate he says “Nah, it’s just priceless antiques and forged currency. Blow it up, Chewie!” Oh Han, your archeologist alter ego would punch you senseless for that, but anyway, Chewie’s got thermal detonators to blow up the crate.
Of course, blowing up the crate gets the gangsters after us – and Han and Chewie crouch behind BB-8 for cover, HA!!!
Now we start a blaster battle against the gangsters, including a guy with a forcefield around them.
After you shoot six gangsters, Han realizes they’re going to need help getting out of this one and tells BB-8 that he hopes his friends are still alive, then the scene switches to Rey and Finn underneath.
There’s a block of poisonous gas blocking their way, which Rey warns could also be flammable and combustible and will definitely smell bad, but fortunately Finn’s still got the mask, so he can get through the gas and turn it off. After he does so, Rey congratulates him on not exploding or melting, HAHAHAHA!!
There’s a door next to us, but we need a protocol droid to open it, so Rey will have to use her scavenger skills to jump over the area next to the corridor.
Then we unleash Gymnast Rey on the unsuspecting walls!
Of course, we’re not out of the woods since there’s a rather in our way and we need to reunite with Finn.
Fortunately, Rey can build a lever and turn it to bring AN ENTIRE HALL DOWN. Seriously.
When Rey and Finn are reunited, they can work together to set off an electrical charge that will electrocute the gangster in the forcefield! This is pretty puzzling for Han and Chewie, but Han shrugs it off with “I don’t know how it happened, I’m just happy it did” and urges Chewie to get moving unless he wants to be an appetizer for a rather, so now we’re back in the blaster battle.
After taking out the machine gun guy, have Chewie fling some thermal detonators at the trap door the rathar’s peeking out of and . . . well, you can guess what happens. Han dryly remarks that he won’t have to feed the rathars today. Well, with that taken care of, it’s on to the adjacent room – and when you pass the doorway the rathar’s behind you can hear it (ahem) enjoying its meal.
Also, when Han stands idle, he does his trademark shrug (that his son inherited), HA!
Am I gushing too much about Han? I don’t care, this is my blog.
Well, Han can grapple down a wall, revealing the Power Brick, a scorpion, and a sandpecker. What were those animals doing in there? I have no idea, but get a load of Han riding a sandpecker!
He can also jump REALLY HIGH on the sandpecker!
The door’s fuse is blown, so BB-8 needs to go through the chute to get to the next room where he can play . . . another minigame.
This one’s more elaborate than the others – you need to guide this ball thing through the maze by removing the blockers. Completing the task will send a jolt of electricity to charge the door in front of Rey and Finn.
Rey needs to replace the fuse in the generator, but destroying shit will reveal just the fuse she needs.
With that, the door opens and our heroes are once more reunited (with Chewie riding BB-8)! Unfortunately, there’s no time for celebration since there’s an angry rathar coming after us – but hey, at least it comes after the gangsters too.
The chase is basically just that – a chase. Run as fast as you can while trying to grab studs and a minikit on the way. At the end of the corridor, the rathar gets caught in the door, but it grabs Finn with its tentacle. We’ve got to do something to free him – but not before smashing shit for studs (and Finn actually asks “Are you even doing anything?” while we do so).
After building a gun that shoots a . . . thingy that pastes one of the rathar’s tentacles to the wall, Rey comments that the rathar really doesn’t like them, to which Han replies “I have to take at least some of the blame for that.” Han, just how well have you been treating those animals?
Also, I have to show you terrified Han. He even jumps up and down in place like he has to pee if you leave him standing around for a while.
After building a few more contraptions, we set Finn free and then he and Han can yank the door open.
But of course, we’re gonna run into ANOTHER rathar – and poor Chewie gets hurt when a crate falls on him.
Finn tells Han that he really wishes Han weren’t hauling rathars and Han says “Well, we’ve all learned a lesson today.” Yeah Han, maybe smuggling dangerous animals wasn’t the best way to deal with your son going dark side.
Annnnd the gangsters are still shooting at us even though there’s a FREAKIN’ MAN-EATING RATHAR here. They need to sort out their priorities, but once we shoot all of them, the rathar picks up an explosive box. Hmm, that could be handy.
What do you know, he didn’t like us shooting the explosive box. Rey asks if Han’s got more cargo like that and Han replies “I’m a smuggler, what do you think?” By the way, I’m just tickled that they actually got Harrison Ford to record new lines for a Lego game and didn’t just use his lines from the movie. Let me repeat that, HARRISON FUCKING FORD RECORDED NEW HAN LINES FOR A LEGO GAME.
Ahem, moving on. There’s a minikit back here behind the pipes, but you need the dark side to get it. You should have brought your kid with you, Han.
Anyway, thanks to a multi-build kit, we can activate a rock-climbing wall for Rey to access the upper generator.
You’ll see another minikit in the rafter, but we need Han (or is that young Luke? Hard to tell from that little picture) to activate it and we can’t currently get him up here (he’s old, you can’t except him to wall-climb!), or if that is Luke, we don't have him with us. In any case, we can't get the minikit right now and I'm rambling.
After clearing an activation panel for BB-8 and building a launcher so he can get to it, another explosive will be released into the rathar’s tentacles for us to shoot. Unfortunately, now we’re out of explosives and there’s another giant crate in the way, so have Han get out his quadrnoculars to find the crate’s weak spot – and notice a minikit while he’s at it.
After Chewie blows the crate up, it releases toxic fumes! Rey can’t believe that Han was also hauling toxic waste, but Han says “Again, smuggler.” HAHAHAHA!
If Han tries to go into the toxic gas he starts coughing and no, I totally didn’t send him into the fumes over and over again just to see him cough, why would I do that? At least Finn’s still got the gas mask. On the other side of the gas, you need to build different fuse connectors to turn on all three of these colored generators.
Doing so sets of some blasts that leave behind brick piles and reveals a chute BB-8 can use to reach that minikit!
And the bricks can be used to build a crab droid. Seriously.
And even better, the crab droid can shoot water into the rathar’s mouth!
We’re still not free of the rathar’s wrath, though, so let’s build a station for BB-8 to manually run this lift for Chewie so he can use his strength to yank down some bricks. Ah, isn’t teamwork great?
Finn cries “Build! Build! Build!” as we build a gun to take out the rathar once and for all!
Finally, the rathar’s dead! Let’s rush to the Falcon!
Han takes off at lightspeed and the level ends with Snoke revealing to Kylo that his dad has the droid (with some officers having a caf break in the background – they sure love their caf) and you get the achievement “What was the second time?” for completing the level. Also, I unlocked a level called “Rathar Hunting” – again, that’s for later.
Should I show that Han rap again? Oh fuck it, I’ll share that Han rap again.
And look, the loading screen gives you a mini Falcon you can twirl around!
Also, I forgot to mention last entry that you get the “The garbage will do” achievement for completing the previous level. Anyway, on with the game.
We have Rey and Finn on the Falcon and a trail of ghost studs that will lead us to the next level, but is there anything interesting on the Falcon?
I’m gonna explore Han’s home for a bit – and I love Finn’s grin when he stands idle, it’s like he’s excited to be on this ship.
Well what do you know, I found a pile of junk on which there sits a TEDDY BEAR!
Shoot the pile and there will be a Gold Brick underneath – and now that I have ten Gold Bricks, I’ve unlocked a level titled “Poe to the Rescue,” but I’ll save that for later. For now, I’ll just grin because HAN HAS A TEDDY BEAR!
Also, behind the pile is a pirate hat. You gotta wonder what that’s about.
There’s an area that’s already spewing poison gas. BB-8 can enter it since he doesn’t need to breathe, but he can’t actually do anything yet.
Also, there’s an area where the coolant’s leaking and everything is frozen. Yeah, I don’t think Han would like it there.
If you try to go in there, you actually get FROZEN. Yup, Han DEFINITELY won’t like it there.
And get this, in the cockpit there still sit Han and Chewie’s Rebellion-themed caf cups. Maybe Leia gave those out as souvenirs after they won the war.
Okay, I’ve goofed around enough – time to get to the power converter, which is blocked by poisonous gas. Fortunately, Finn can use his grapple to access a mask, and when he puts it on, you hear vaguely Darth Vader-esque breathing sound effects.
Once Finn turns on a fan to blow the gas away, Rey can turn on the power converter, then it’s off to the cockpit to start the next level.
It seems to be smooth flying for Rey and Finn – Finn’s even relaxing with his feet up – but then UH-OH, a tractor beam locks onto the Falcon! Is it the First Order? No, it’s . . . HAN!!!!!
Well, Han has his conversation with Rey and Finn (and Chewie develops a strong attachment to BB-8, playing with him like a ball . . . wow, that sounded sexual), then Han gets in trouble with the two gangs, then the rathars get loose. Oh, and get this, Han’s hair falls off and he reaches under the closing door to get it Indiana Jones-style, HA!!
And now we’re in the level proper. Take a moment to admire my Han.
You occasionally hear “old man panting” as Han runs around – hey, he’s not as young as he used to be. And get this, he can build this . . . projector thing and ride on it as it projects galaxy images on a wall.
No idea what that’s all about, but it produces a giant amount of studs afterwards, so it’s all good. Anyway, there’s a giant crate blocking our way, so Han needs to use his quadrnoculars to make sure there’s nothing dangerous in it.
And, OMG, after examining the crate he says “Nah, it’s just priceless antiques and forged currency. Blow it up, Chewie!” Oh Han, your archeologist alter ego would punch you senseless for that, but anyway, Chewie’s got thermal detonators to blow up the crate.
Of course, blowing up the crate gets the gangsters after us – and Han and Chewie crouch behind BB-8 for cover, HA!!!
Now we start a blaster battle against the gangsters, including a guy with a forcefield around them.
After you shoot six gangsters, Han realizes they’re going to need help getting out of this one and tells BB-8 that he hopes his friends are still alive, then the scene switches to Rey and Finn underneath.
There’s a block of poisonous gas blocking their way, which Rey warns could also be flammable and combustible and will definitely smell bad, but fortunately Finn’s still got the mask, so he can get through the gas and turn it off. After he does so, Rey congratulates him on not exploding or melting, HAHAHAHA!!
There’s a door next to us, but we need a protocol droid to open it, so Rey will have to use her scavenger skills to jump over the area next to the corridor.
Then we unleash Gymnast Rey on the unsuspecting walls!
Of course, we’re not out of the woods since there’s a rather in our way and we need to reunite with Finn.
Fortunately, Rey can build a lever and turn it to bring AN ENTIRE HALL DOWN. Seriously.
When Rey and Finn are reunited, they can work together to set off an electrical charge that will electrocute the gangster in the forcefield! This is pretty puzzling for Han and Chewie, but Han shrugs it off with “I don’t know how it happened, I’m just happy it did” and urges Chewie to get moving unless he wants to be an appetizer for a rather, so now we’re back in the blaster battle.
After taking out the machine gun guy, have Chewie fling some thermal detonators at the trap door the rathar’s peeking out of and . . . well, you can guess what happens. Han dryly remarks that he won’t have to feed the rathars today. Well, with that taken care of, it’s on to the adjacent room – and when you pass the doorway the rathar’s behind you can hear it (ahem) enjoying its meal.
Also, when Han stands idle, he does his trademark shrug (that his son inherited), HA!
Am I gushing too much about Han? I don’t care, this is my blog.
Well, Han can grapple down a wall, revealing the Power Brick, a scorpion, and a sandpecker. What were those animals doing in there? I have no idea, but get a load of Han riding a sandpecker!
He can also jump REALLY HIGH on the sandpecker!
The door’s fuse is blown, so BB-8 needs to go through the chute to get to the next room where he can play . . . another minigame.
This one’s more elaborate than the others – you need to guide this ball thing through the maze by removing the blockers. Completing the task will send a jolt of electricity to charge the door in front of Rey and Finn.
Rey needs to replace the fuse in the generator, but destroying shit will reveal just the fuse she needs.
With that, the door opens and our heroes are once more reunited (with Chewie riding BB-8)! Unfortunately, there’s no time for celebration since there’s an angry rathar coming after us – but hey, at least it comes after the gangsters too.
The chase is basically just that – a chase. Run as fast as you can while trying to grab studs and a minikit on the way. At the end of the corridor, the rathar gets caught in the door, but it grabs Finn with its tentacle. We’ve got to do something to free him – but not before smashing shit for studs (and Finn actually asks “Are you even doing anything?” while we do so).
After building a gun that shoots a . . . thingy that pastes one of the rathar’s tentacles to the wall, Rey comments that the rathar really doesn’t like them, to which Han replies “I have to take at least some of the blame for that.” Han, just how well have you been treating those animals?
Also, I have to show you terrified Han. He even jumps up and down in place like he has to pee if you leave him standing around for a while.
After building a few more contraptions, we set Finn free and then he and Han can yank the door open.
But of course, we’re gonna run into ANOTHER rathar – and poor Chewie gets hurt when a crate falls on him.
Finn tells Han that he really wishes Han weren’t hauling rathars and Han says “Well, we’ve all learned a lesson today.” Yeah Han, maybe smuggling dangerous animals wasn’t the best way to deal with your son going dark side.
Annnnd the gangsters are still shooting at us even though there’s a FREAKIN’ MAN-EATING RATHAR here. They need to sort out their priorities, but once we shoot all of them, the rathar picks up an explosive box. Hmm, that could be handy.
What do you know, he didn’t like us shooting the explosive box. Rey asks if Han’s got more cargo like that and Han replies “I’m a smuggler, what do you think?” By the way, I’m just tickled that they actually got Harrison Ford to record new lines for a Lego game and didn’t just use his lines from the movie. Let me repeat that, HARRISON FUCKING FORD RECORDED NEW HAN LINES FOR A LEGO GAME.
Ahem, moving on. There’s a minikit back here behind the pipes, but you need the dark side to get it. You should have brought your kid with you, Han.
Anyway, thanks to a multi-build kit, we can activate a rock-climbing wall for Rey to access the upper generator.
You’ll see another minikit in the rafter, but we need Han (or is that young Luke? Hard to tell from that little picture) to activate it and we can’t currently get him up here (he’s old, you can’t except him to wall-climb!), or if that is Luke, we don't have him with us. In any case, we can't get the minikit right now and I'm rambling.
After clearing an activation panel for BB-8 and building a launcher so he can get to it, another explosive will be released into the rathar’s tentacles for us to shoot. Unfortunately, now we’re out of explosives and there’s another giant crate in the way, so have Han get out his quadrnoculars to find the crate’s weak spot – and notice a minikit while he’s at it.
After Chewie blows the crate up, it releases toxic fumes! Rey can’t believe that Han was also hauling toxic waste, but Han says “Again, smuggler.” HAHAHAHA!
If Han tries to go into the toxic gas he starts coughing and no, I totally didn’t send him into the fumes over and over again just to see him cough, why would I do that? At least Finn’s still got the gas mask. On the other side of the gas, you need to build different fuse connectors to turn on all three of these colored generators.
Doing so sets of some blasts that leave behind brick piles and reveals a chute BB-8 can use to reach that minikit!
And the bricks can be used to build a crab droid. Seriously.
And even better, the crab droid can shoot water into the rathar’s mouth!
We’re still not free of the rathar’s wrath, though, so let’s build a station for BB-8 to manually run this lift for Chewie so he can use his strength to yank down some bricks. Ah, isn’t teamwork great?
Finn cries “Build! Build! Build!” as we build a gun to take out the rathar once and for all!
Finally, the rathar’s dead! Let’s rush to the Falcon!
Han takes off at lightspeed and the level ends with Snoke revealing to Kylo that his dad has the droid (with some officers having a caf break in the background – they sure love their caf) and you get the achievement “What was the second time?” for completing the level. Also, I unlocked a level called “Rathar Hunting” – again, that’s for later.
Should I show that Han rap again? Oh fuck it, I’ll share that Han rap again.
